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IM·PLODE (m-pld)
v. im·plod·ed, im·plod·ing, im·plodes v.intr.

1. To collapse inward violently.
2. To burst inward
3. To undergo violent compression
4. To collapse inward as if from external pressure;
also : to become greatly reduced as if from collapsing
5. To break down or fall apart from within : self-destruct.
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LION KING

Definition:
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say “Simba”.

“I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night”

(Via UrbanDictionary)

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